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GENIUS

2009-08-28T09:07:46Z

Her Majesty Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands and of the Great Duchy of Luxembourg, hereby announces that the world is now under her One Holy Reigniness, in this royal bull henceforth known as the "Unam Sanctam Reginam". Her Majesty's Dutch efficiency and rationality however require her to patiently do so piece by piece, and therefore she will modestly start with Great Britain and the United States of America. Both nations will lose sovereignty from October 1st 2007, which will give the Queens future beloved servants time to get whatever holiday they'll miss most out of their system.

1. So say goodbye to your holidays. They will be replaced. August will have five days appointed to be the antepenantepenultimate, the penantepenultimate, the antepenultimate, the penultimate and the ultimate Fourth of July respectively, but in return you Americans may never mention it again. And for Britain: we'll let the whole Guy Fawkes thing slide, all right? We don't know what on earth that one is all about, even though we saw the film with the guy with the mask on.
Christmas will be canceled. I'm sorry, we're left winged liberal atheist bastards, so suck it up. Santa Claus is an overweight alcoholic created by Coca Cola; you will from now on celebrate Sinterklaas, a holiday in which gifts are not abundant, but poetry and humour is. There is just no humor in the Baby Jesus, is there?

2. We will speak English all the time for you, as a hollow gesture to show our love for you, but especially to feed our superiority complex. But, as you may have noticed, we will gingerly swap between English and American. We will overpronounce our "s", make mistakes all the time, and still feel intellectually superior and all languagy. On sunny days we will say "Aluminum" and on rainy days "Aluminium". Because we don't care, and neither will you, once rule 7 becomes in effect.

3. We, the Queen, were hot when we were younger. Just so you know it.

4. You will employ all that awesome nuclear power in order to get Germany to give the Dutch their bicycles back.

5. Nobody is allowed to use the word "too" anymore. Everybody will say "also" every other sentence. The words "dude", "mate", "buddy" and "bro" will be prohibited also.

6. Beers will be served chilled (not lukewarm or half-frozen) and there must be a head of foam on them two digits thick. They will be served in civilized amounts, so you can at least pretend not to be alcoholics. And you can go visit whores, they will be legal. Stag parties, however, will be punished with jail for life.

7. Marijuhana will be legalised. Yes, We, the Queen of the Netherlands, knew you were all waiting for that one.

8. A month after rule 7 is in effect, we expect you all to be in such a state that you shan't notice rules 8, 9 and 10. Rule 8 is that you will pay 60% of taxes and give up organised religion.

9. Your women will start wearing less make up. I mean, really, come on.

10. Gays will not only get the full wedding and adoption rights, they will also have a Gay Pride Festival on the Thames, the Clyde and the Mississippi. Naked. And straight women are required to come and cheer at all the man goodies. And all the men are required to sulk a bit and prod at their own bellies also.

11. New York will be New Amsterdam again, Istanbul will be Constantinople, Tucson will be pronounced "Tuck-Son" and Worcester as "Were-chester".

12. Dutch raves will be held every other weekend to celebrate freedom, the queen, and football .

13. You will treat "van" and "de" and "van der" like they ought to be treated: they're prepositions. So no capital letters, and they're skipped in phone book listings, because looking up a Mr. van der Bilt under the V in an English and American phonebook is like trying to look up the direction "At the corner of Main and Capital Street" under the letter A.

14. You will learn to love universal education and health care and efficient trains.

We expect no resistance, since we are the pinnacle of reason and hedonism. We really don't understand why all other nations are so emotional and religious. Oh yes, and did we mention we are not nationalistic at all?

Germany

2009-05-29T10:07:06Z

Off to Aachen , Germany for 4 days of alcohol abuse ! (oh yeah, and while there, technically I have a football tournament, but hopefully that won't slow things down)

Here's to not dying of alcohol poisoning !! :)

scifi channel

2009-05-20T00:32:44Z

Ok, so recently I got the scifi channel on my digital tv. Which I like cause they have "Sliders" which brings back all kinds of childhood memories for me :)

But why in fucks name do they censor Angel ??? (the fighting mostly, the part where people turn vampire, vampires getting dusted) This makes no sense. Airing a show about vampires, then not showing the vampires. It pisses me off no end. Seeing as how I don't own the dvd box (why not I wonder) I was actually excited about watching it again. But this is just silly. :s

In other news : NOTHING. My life is boring :)

what the fuck ?

2009-05-08T02:22:51Z

Can someone tell me what the hell twitter is, and why its polluting my entire friends page ? :)

Also, I havent had a drink in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages. like, a month. I think I might be sick or something. have lost 7 pounds already tho. so go me !

I don't get it.

2009-02-26T14:45:45Z

I seriously don't het it.

Everywhere I turn on the interwebs it seems like someone is giving "Dollhouse" bad reviews. Everybody seems to hate it, claiming it ' sucks beyond the telling of it.' and 'Joss lost his touch'. I even read on a posting board somewhere , a 110 comment post about how the theme song was weaker than his other shows. I mean come on :S

Myself on the other hand, see a show getting off to a somewhat rocky start, but has loads of premise. I recognize it's potential eventho it isn't as quirky dialog/character driven as Joss's previous shows. It's not very well acted or engaging. . yet. But eventho it has only been 2 episodes I feel that, if given the chance, Joss can make this a great show. If they let him build towards a "bigger" story arc, and not focus on the "a different episode/story each week" I know the first 13 or so have already been filmed, so it's probably doomed with all the bad reviews it's getting at the moment. But i would love for this show to run at least 2 seasons so Joss can show the world what he can do with this show.

maybe I'm just too much of a fanboy, but I can't imagine that someone like Joss Whedon could lose his touch :S

ps. Somewhere in there I forget to mention I actually liked the first two episodes in their own right. Eliza helped tho ;)

egoboy1 @ 2008-11-28T14:54:00

2008-11-28T13:55:00Z

So yeah. Fuck.

I'll maybe have more to say today. But I might be to fucking drunk to do so.

I miss her.

It's starting

2008-11-26T13:58:01Z

It's not even there yet, but already I'm going nuts.

Depression setting in, random anger outbursts and an immense desire to be drunk and or crawl into bed all week.

I fucking HATE november. It's goddamn unfair.

And I miss her. Friday will suck . blah.

USA bites ass.

2008-11-05T13:13:10Z

America, land of the free.

Except for gay people.

Sometimes words can't describe how much I hate America as a whole. :s

Words can not express how bored i am. Hence the 16 year old girl survey thing. haha

2008-10-24T10:01:00Z

Would you :

- Kiss me:
- Hug me:
- Hold me:
- Hold hands with me:
- Date me:
- Kill me:
- Love me:
- Hate me:
- Lie to me:
- Hurt me:
- Dance with me:
- Touch me:
- Fuck Me:
- Play with me:
- Watch a movie with me:
- Let me see you naked:
- Look if I was naked:
- Be there for me:
- Buy me a drink:
- Take a shower with me:
- Give me a massage:
- Go to sleep with me:
- Take advantage of me:
- Let me take advantage of u:
- Hang out with me:
- Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
- Do something incredibly sweet for me:
- Give me a lap dance:
- Tell me you love me:

I especially like number 6 ..haha if there's a yes, please elaborate haha

Ah, why the hell not. I'm bored @ work so...

2008-10-16T05:58:02Z

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away. Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you!

In other news : I like beer.

Fucked up and new tattoo

2008-09-22T19:23:30Z

I feel like crap. I suffered the shittiest break up of my entire life, and for some weird reason I have a hard time coping. But is so desperatly want to stay friends with this girl, that I try to act as normal and understanding as possible. Still actively call her, meet her for movies and such. And all the while she is already dating someone else...after a single day of being broken up. So its probably been going on before we even split. And I hate myself that I put up with this shit. I just want to scream and hit things, en tell everybody that it isn't fair that I need to act as normal as possible, just so I can keep her in my life.

But the thought of living a life she isn't part of somehow, albeit a close friend isn't a life worth living to me. So I endure.

On the other front, life is going well. I have a cool new job working for the city's ict department, so that's at least a good thing. Plus all my new shiny tv shows have started, or will start today. Oh supernatural how I missed you. Not to mention HIMYM.

Got a new tattoo on the back of my lower left arm.

It reads : Memoria in Aeterna , which pretty much means something like : In eternal remembrance. It's for Em. My little way of paying respect. God I miss her. fuck.

Anyways, this has not been a good week. Good thing alcohol helps.

egoboy1 @ 2008-07-24T23:26:00

2008-07-24T21:27:35Z

Heath Ledger was fucking amazing. If they don' t award him the oscar, eventho he died, there is no justice in the world.

Best portration of a comic villain EVER. Genius doesn' t even begin to cover it.

:)

2008-07-15T09:47:23Z

Joss Whedon is a fucking GOD.

GOD I TELL YA !!!

HELP!!!

2008-02-12T13:01:07Z

If anyone could tell me where I could possibly purchase the slinky t-shirt Ellen Page wears in Juno, I would be eternally grateful !!

It has a picture of a slinky on it, and below it reads : Fun for a girl and a boy. And its the single most genius thing I have ever seen.

other than that, Juno kinda dissapointed me. it kinda felt rushed and the characters felt really underdeveloped somehow.

I at no point felt or saw why the dream guy was the dream guy. Why jennifer gardner deserved the baby. and if she didnt deserve it, I didn't really see why Juno was incapable of keeping it herself. Also didn't see the whole problem to begin with, she seems to cope just fine. With a loving supporting family :S It almost seemed like they cut too much of the movie, leaving it..uhm..unhinged ? Could just be me tho. Ellen Page rocks all booty tho.

And No country for old men, might very well be the best thing I have seen in the last 4 years.

egoboy1 @ 2008-01-18T23:19:00

2008-01-18T22:39:00Z

Back in the Day: 5 TV Shows You Loved As A Kid
1 - Transformwers
2 - Care Bears
3 - Mask
4 - Dungeons and Dragons
5 - Thundercats

Who Would You Do?: 5 TV Characters You Would...Well, It's Self-Explanatory
1 - Faith (Buffy/Angel)
2 - Cuddy (House M.D)
3 - Joy (My name is earl)
4 - Claire (Heroes)
5 - Veronica (Veronica Mars)

What? No, No, I Don't Watch That...: 5 Guilty Pleasure TV Shows
1 - 90210
2 - Gilmore Girls
3 - The OC
4 - Dawson's Creek
5 - Dr Phil

Wow: 5 TV Moments You Still Remember (And Probably Won't Forget)
1 - Becoming 1 & 2 (buffy)
2 - Lily moving in with Barney (How i met your mother)
3 - Stewie going on forever "mommy mommy mommy" ( Family Guy)
4 - Buffy saying I love you to spike (buffy)
5 - pacey ending up with joey !! (dawsons creek)

"Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs": 5 TV Theme Songs You Know (and Love) By Heart
1 - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
2 - Buffy
3 - Friends
4 - Family Guy
5 - That 70's show

Eh: 5 Shows You Just Can't Get Into
1 - Gossip Girl
2 - The 1200 (or 1300 or 4400 or whatever its called)
3 - i dunno, i pretty much watch everything else :S or i'm forgetting something, cause i dont watch it.
4 -
5 -

This Is An Environment of Welcoming, and You Should Just Get the Hell Out Of Here: 5 TV Characters You Could Do Without
1 - Dawson (Dawsons Creek)
2 - Riley (BtVS)
3 - Catalina (my name is earl)
4 - the australian dude (House M.D)
5 - Eckley (CSI)

That's What She Said: 5 Quotes That Still Resonate
1 "my life happens to ,on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it" (Buffy)
2 "...miss, chanandler bong" (Friends)
3 "legen....wait for it...dary !" (himym)
4 "you're a bleedin' puppet !!" (angel)
5 "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..."
(firefly)

Gimme More: 5 Shows You Can Never Get Enough Of
1 - Buffy
2 - Friends
3 - Supernatural
4 - House M.D
5 - Angel
Tags: tv meme

egoboy1 @ 2007-11-28T12:11:00

2007-11-28T11:25:52Z

i miss her so fucking much.

I can't really find the words to express how I feel. Its a mix of love, hate, sadness, joy, fun, dissapointment, confusion.. :s

I do know she was a major influence on my life. That I loved her more than anyone could ever know. She was the best. And I miss her.

silly, but the thing I miss the most is how we could argue about movies from 3 in the afternoon till 6 in the morning. I still have this tendency, everytime I see a new movie trailer, my mind goes "oooh I'll have to ask Em what she thinks" , and then I have to correct myself .

I miss the TSS fun we had. And I wish someone had stored the old boards so I could re-read anything she ever said on that silly messageboard that changed all of our lives.

I miss her quirky sense of humor. I miss how fucking stubborn beyond believe she could be.

I miss sending her text messages while she was at work.

I miss how she made me feel inside.

Jesus , I just fucking miss her so damn much. And it's just not fair and I hate her for leaving me. And yet again it was typical of Em. Because she was herself to the very end. Em's way or no way at all. And in some sick and twisted self torturing kind of way, it actually brings a smile to my face thinking about it like that.

stubborn little girl.

rest in peace my lovely Emilie, i'll never forget you.

scary how accurate this is....

2007-11-17T11:51:14Z

Lets101 - Free Online Dating

:(

2007-11-14T13:49:54Z

Its friggin 2 weeks away and already I'm going fucking nuts. Not sleeping well, zoning out everywhere I am. I fucking hate november.

Question.

2007-10-24T09:58:01Z

Who of you have seen Rob Zombie's Halloween ?

See the thing is. I dont like horror movies. They do absolutely nothing for me. (unless you count planet terror cause, well..that was simply genius), But otherwise no.

BUT, I saw the trailer for Halloween, and I have to say, it looked friggin beautiful. Couldn't quite put my finger on it, but it was pleasing to my eyes.

So, is it worth seeying ? Or is it more mindless blood and gore, and did they just do a good job on the trailer ?

cant get the thingies to work. but anyways, its pretty accurate :s especially the shadow thing

2007-10-11T11:31:43Z

Your Q Score is: 6
The Q score ideally should be as small as possible, indicating maximum agreement among elements. However, even a tiny Q score may not mean optimal functioning, since all four elements may in fact be relatively undeveloped.

Your Primary Mythical Creature
Air Types
The main strength of the Air types is intellect. The second element indicates the most probable focus for this intellectual activity.

Firebird
Air with Fire

Astrologically associated with Aquarius and the Eleventh House

Firebird types are idealistic and driven to achieve something of social or artistic value. They have a strong sense of social justice associated with powerful moral and religious convictions. These convictions are often chosen by the individual on the basis of reason rather than simply received from an existing tradition. They are brilliant at producing original ideas and creative solutions to problems and are good at inspiring others to put them into practice. They can be impatient for results. They hate routine and lose interest once a problem has been addressed, moving swiftly on to the next challenge. They are intense and need a high level of autonomy. They are sociable but goal-oriented. They have good leadership potential but are really more concerned with problem solving. They are unconventional and often radical.

Your Shadow Creature
Water Types
All the Water types have problems relating to feelings and closeness. The weakest element indicates the main focus of these problems.

Satyr
Water and Earth

This shadow is by turns self-neglecting and over-indulgent and exhibits lack of discipline and self-control. A proper diet is avoided while harmful practices are pursued to excess. They are very active physically and mentally but produce nothing lasting. They want power and can be ruthless in their attempts to get it. They are secretive, and don’t trust others because they themselves can’t be trusted. They have an urge to dominate others and can be insensitive to their emotional needs. They are plagued by an underlying sense of emptiness that explains an apparent self-destructiveness. The biggest obstacle of weak Earth is to overcome self-centeredness and greed; the biggest obstacle of weak Water is to overcome insensitivity and alienation.

OMG OMG OMG insert fanboy squeel :

2007-09-13T13:58:54Z

Kristen Bell is gonna be on heroes ! and nobody told me.

so you all suck.

egoboy1 @ 2007-08-22T00:20:00

2007-08-21T22:28:07Z

I dont get facebook. I suck.

In other non related news :

Ankle injury all healed up after 3 months, which means I get to work, and play soccer again. which equals : losing weight instead of gaining it. Finally. I've grown beyond fat with the non exercise.

Probably starting school again in 2 weeks. Optimistic as I am..

I'm bored silly.

Also, everyone needs to leave their msn thingy in a reply here, if they use it. I almost have none of your msn thingies, which sucks, cause I hardly get to talk to any of you anymore. And this might be considered a bad thing. Since you once were, and kinda still are a big part of my life. (does craig still exist btw ? saw something about him moving ? or koalas ? didnt really get the gist of it ;) )

Also, should I start watching the 4400 ? apparantly its cool, never saw it tho.
I'm in great despair, seeing as how Lost, House, My name is earl, How I met your mother, and Weeds havent begun yet. I only have entourage and rescue me to tie me over. which isn't enough. So recommend good shows.

Angie with her new short hair = pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty

Movie wise, any recommendations...altho I probably already saw everything.., is Disturbia worth it ? it seems so sucky, but I usually like the guy who plays the bad guy..

Did I mention I'm really bored ?

facebook :s

2007-08-11T12:20:22Z

apparantly i joined facebook, cause...angie told me to, and jen has a thingy, and clearly its what all the cool kids are doing so..

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=558073810&pwstdfy=6541aa023a23c05a07bfbd185b7c07b3

No idea how everything works, so if you wanna add me just search for me :

Roy Meijer from the netherlands. What are the odds there's two of us..so it'll probably work.

I'm such a "all the cool kids"newbie when it comes to crap likes this.

Also, i'm extremely hungover. And Kerry Washington is freaking gorgeous. (last time i swear)

In the category, totally random subjects :

2007-08-11T00:47:40Z

Kerry Washington is so freaking gorgeous, its actually slowly killing me inside.

Why would God torment me so, by producing such a thing of beauty and then not have her live right next to me ? Why ?

In other news :

If I see one more beer this week, I'll instantly throw up...weird how much partying with the boys one can get in, if the missus leaves town for a week :)

in other, other news :

kerry Washington is freaking gorgeous.

SPIDERPIG, SPIDERPIG ! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDERPIG DOES !

2007-08-07T16:03:07Z

OK, seriously..the simpsons movie might be the funniest thing I have seen this decade...